avatarstateyipyip:

friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

(via officialfrenchtoast)

virginitied:

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

(Source: kinksharne, via allteenrelates)

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

whatalansays:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

trannysaurus–rex:

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

(via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

People laugh when I try to explain Canada’s vast climate and geography:

matvrity:

starfisharmy:

cordpm:

castiel-for-king:

Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park

They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.

Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:

And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:

…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.

And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for.  It looks a little different in the summer though:

but  in the winter it looks just like you think it would

Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes

There’s the fjords in Newfoundland

Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall

We even have beaches…really nice ones too!

…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!

Will trade soul for citizenship

Wow. I will trade my soul as well.

Proud to be a canadien ☺️☺️

(Source: castiels-mother, via allteenrelates)

officialstevenmeisel2:

vandercunt:

boygirlparty:

Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

Being photogenic but not pretty is also a thing

Being neither is me

(Source: heartshapedmoodring, via officialfrenchtoast)

leftbians:

Luke Skywalker: *Spends like 2 minutes fucking around with a laser-shooting droid while Obi-wan stands there telling him to feel the force n shit, never trains in person with anyone, manages to hold his own against Darth Vader for awhile and then eventually defeat him in the final movie without having ever practiced with an actual melee weapon with anyone else*

Rey: *Has defended herself for her entire life with a melee weapon and thus, when given a lightsaber, has competence with it*

Some 34 year old who plays a Bothan Diplomat in a Star Wars tabletop RPG: “Uhh y’know I think this chick is a Mary Sue and this is fucking ridiculous.”

(via liamdryden)